Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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