Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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