I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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