found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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