I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Randomize
