I hate all girls vehemently.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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