how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
