Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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