you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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