this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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