You work out of a Hotel?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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