I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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