Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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