This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
How does it feel to date your dad?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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