Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
this hospital has no fireball
I believe in your delicious
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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