I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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