i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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