Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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