Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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