I cockslap morals
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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