i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Randomize
