ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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