Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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