talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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