she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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