But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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