are you still at the devil's house?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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