Kiss
Puke
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize