ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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