he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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