Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After last night, I could never be a politician.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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