So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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