You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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