You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You made out with two different species that night
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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