they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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