how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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