She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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