I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?