I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.