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  You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark

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  someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".

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• (909): View more from California

  Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING

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  Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot

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  Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?

  (913): View more from Kansas

  Is that weird?

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• (914): View more from New York

  The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk

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• (408): View more from California

  Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.

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