Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Now it won't go down.

(512): View more from Texas

You've got a gift.

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(949): View more from California

Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles

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(514): View more from Quebec

i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.

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(727): View more from Florida

did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?

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(614): View more from Ohio

I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan

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(858): View more from California

Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.

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(716): View more from New York

But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.

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