You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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