Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
try to milk me bitch
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