O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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