it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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