i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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