You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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