i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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