her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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