Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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