I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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