you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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