Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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