Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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